Big time introvert with a vast and diverse musical talent, Jack’s struggled to fit in at cliquey Slasher High. Most comfortable with anyone he can jam with, he’s hoping that by attending prom, he’ll be able to come out of his shell when he’s not busy getting blazed behind the bleachers.

Outgoing, but not overly liked, Dusty’s had a pretty righteous and breezy time at Slasher High. Handsome, athletic but a total space cadet, Dusty cares more about his position as big kahuna than grades, his friends, and getting into college. Poor Dusty is too dense to realize he may have hit his peak in high school.

Artistic and thoughtful, Johnny’s been under pressure his whole life to follow in his father’s - Levi Grant - footsteps as a big shot football star. He’s got a gift for the sport, but he’s been secretly nursing a love of dance (specifically ballet) - something he can never tell his teammates - but has him hearing back from several prestigious college applications.

Hit a few too many times during particularly brutal games, Mickey’s stay at Slasher High has been prolonged more than he can count - like literally. Often a sore subject, Mickey is quick to anger and ill-tempered about most everything. His intelligence might be low, but his loyalty to his homeboys is never in question.

Highly motivated by his libido, Sonny will bend over backwards for a choice babe, or a bodacious Betty. Unconcerned by gossip in his wake, Sonny has run through his share of honeys at Slasher High - evident by his current prom companion, Eileen Warner.

Bespectacled, intellectual and trombone aficionado, Edwin is unconcerned or oblivious to his noteworthy status as Slasher High’s biggest Poindexter. Overly confident without much cause, he’s notorious for asking out any fly girl at school, much to their distress. Unfortunately for him, he’s been on Mickey Miller’s radar for years, and has been bullied by the aggressive running back since forever.

Apathetic, despondent and a bit of a whiner, Brendan prefers to be called by his chosen name… Abyss Noir. Dedicated to being misunderstood, Brendan spends most of his time at Slasher High either reading poetry, smoking cigarettes with Lee, or hiding in the art room trying to avoid the Jocks. Only at prom, to be ironic, his disdain toward his classmates is well known, as he’s often scoffing and rolling his eyes at the ‘conformists.’

Singular-minded and hard as steel, Levi is solely focused on one thing: his son’s blossoming football career. His own opportunity at going pro unrealized because of many mistakes in his reckless youth, Levi is determined to stay on top of his son and keep him from blowing his shot at the big leagues.

Dispassionate about anything happening at Slasher High not involving pig skin, Coach Boggs found themselves roped into chaperoning, and is mostly at prom for the food. Generally apathetic to most academics, but otherwise motivated and caring, the coach finds themselves taking the edge off from the hormone-fueled evening the best way they know how - a flask hidden with enough scotch to knock out an elephant.